The Adventure of Adventurely Adventuring!
The ground suddenly separates beneath you as you're in mid-jump and you fall into it, plummeting down into nothing but darkness.
You fall for what seems 10 minutes, until you land on something with a thump, winding you, but otherwise you're OK. You pick yourself up, dusting yourself off. Then, gasping, you realize that the soft object was a fat woman with a red bow in her hair and blue dress. You stand idle for a few minutes, before hearing something whistling above you, you look up to see a huge boulder plummeting from the cave you came in through, it crushes you completely.
You fall for what seems 10 minutes, until you land on something with a thump, winding you, but otherwise you're OK. You pick yourself up, dusting yourself off. Then, gasping, you realize that the soft object was a fat woman with a red bow in her hair and blue dress. You stand idle for a few minutes, before hearing something whistling above you, you look up to see a huge boulder plummeting from the cave you came in through, it crushes you completely.
