Computer Troubles

You grab a sheet of A4 paper, you sprinkle it with a few grains of sugar, you scrunch it up until small enough to fit into your mouth, you stuff it into your mouth and chew. The flavour is rather dry, but the sugar makes up for that, to you, it tastes rather delicious, and you demand more! You grab a few more sheets and devour them too. You're still unsatisfied, and an impulsive thought enters your brain, you walk over to the 3 seater sofa, with immense strength, you lift the whole thing, open your mouth so the whole thing you can fit into your mouth, and you do so. (gosh, talk about hungry! 0_0) Due to convenient plot lines, it doesn't fill you up, rather, you're still starving, so you go over to the wooden chair you were sat on, lift it with ease, and attempt to fit it into your mouth. You fail. o you run out into your back garden and retrieve a sledgehammer, you run back in and smash the chair into several pieces and fragments. You wolf down the pieces, somehow your teeth can bite into the wood and crunch it like it's a bar of chocolate that's been in the freezer for a while. You delight in the tree-ish flavour, and move onto dessert.


Wooden table covered in delicious thick chocolate sauce. Wonderful.

You lavishly devoured the table needn't of details because I'm sure you can imagine it for yourself. Trust me, it's easy.


Now that you're full. What do you do now?