Wild Night

You tell her, "I'm brown-haired guy." She stares at you, having stopped dancing. "Excuse me?" she asks, "What did you just say?" "Uh, I said I'm brown-haired guy" you say, feeling annoyed. "Don't you have a name?" she inquires. "Well sure I do, little lady, but since the point of this whole thing is to get laid, it really doesn't matter!" "Oh," she giggles, and starts dancing seductively.

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The two of you end up falling in love, marrying, cooking, and having babies - in fact, you have three children in total! There's Blond Boy, Red-Head Girl and their brother, Blackie!
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Congratulations, you wild little minx!