Wild Night

"I'm Ronald," you tell her, excitedly, planting one of your big hands on her butt. "Ronald? What a cute name!" she sighs, "I'm Tanya". "Yeah, you told me already," you say, laughing at her. She looks up, focusing her blurry eyes on your face. "Hey, omigod, you're wearing makeup!" she yells over the music. "Well, yeah!" you yell back. She gets on to her tippytoes to plant a big wet kiss on your lips. You grin stupidly. Then she runs back to her table, screaming with laughter, "You guys! I just made out with Ronald McDonald!"

You give her a little smile and say, "Would you like fries with that?"