The Galactic Adventures of Pierce Darkblade

Rage erupts from within as you begin to trash your room, kicking and throwing every object you possibly can. You scream obscenities at the guard watching over you, but he doesn't seem to be too distressed.

To gain his attention you decide you need to hurt yourself. Maybe if you injure yourself severley enough they will transport you to the medical bay and you can make your escape from there.

You begin to jump on your bed, gaining momentum from the bouncy springs. You leap off and spiral headfirst into the toilet seat, cracking your skull wide open.

As blood pools around your head you quickly regret your poor choice of action. You are given a small funeral on board the ship, with few in attendance. History remembers you as a hot shot Captain who went mad in his final hours.
End Of Story