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Wild Night

After all that alcohol, not much was going to happen between the two of you. You awake in the morning in a strange bed with a very ugly looking girl next to you. She hugs you tightly and plants a sloppy kiss on your lips. "Last night was AMAZING" she gushes, "Thank goodness my roomie always ends up passed out in the bathroom - otherwise I'd never get laid!
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