Wild Night

"I want to do it again," she says. "Sure," you say, grinning like the idiot that you are. "But this time, in your room!" she insists.

Of course you agree. You go to your bedroom where she kinkily ties you up with some silk scarves she had in her handbag. "Did you have a good time last night?" she purrs as she kisses your stomach lightly. "Uh, hell yeah," you moan, "Best night of my life!" "Goood, I'm really happy!" she squeals, "Most guys I meet have a real problem when I tell them about the sex change thing. Only some guys, like you, tell me I make a really good woman!" Looking up at your stunned face she stops kissing you, "Did I forget to tell you," she asks in a small voice. "HELL YEAH YOU DID!" you scream, trying to rip your hands from their ties. Her face turns pale as she gets off the bed. "Oh. I guess I forgot to tell you that I'm a prostitute and you owe me five hundred dollars for last night, too!" she smiles, taking your wallet from the pants you wore last night, which are lying on the floor.

WILD ENOUGH FOR YOU? IF NOT, RETURN TO THE BEGINNING!
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