Wild Night

She agrees, giggling shyly as she covers her best bits with her hands. "I have a polaroid camera in my cupboard," she tells you softly. You grin and find the camera after rummaging in there for a few minutes. You tell her that she is the most beautiful girl you have ever seen - in fact, that she should be a MODEL. Well, girls will believe anything if it's a compliment, right? She blushes as you take snaps of her face. Getting really frustrated, you ask her to move her hands so you can see what you have come here for. She looks straight at you and says, "Sure, but only if I can take photos of YOU!" Whoa, she's coming on strong now. You weren't expecting this. You strip off quickly, standing confidently in the middle of the room, proud of your buff body. She looks you up and down and begins to snap a lot of pictures of you. You take note of where she puts the photos as they come out of the camera - you'll make sure you take them with you before you leave. She lies back on the bed and tells you that she wants to take a group shot - of you, her and her teddy bears. Man, this girl is WEIRD. But you comply with her wishes. Anything to get laid, right? Suddenly, there is a knock on her door. She spins around wildly and gasps, "Oh my gosh! My parents! Quick, get out of here!"

You look around desperately, clutching at your clothes as you make your way towards the window and climb out on to her lawn. Relieved, you get dressed out there. After putting your shirt, socks, t-shirt and jacket on, you realise your pants are still inside. It's a shame that you have to walk home naked.




It's an even bigger shame when you find naked pictures of yourself on the internet a few months later. :-)