The Island of Destiny

You anxiously take the cheeseburger from this suited guy named Mike and hungrily bite into it. Ahhh. It tastes so good, maybe even the best cheeseburger you've ever tasted in your entire life. You want to savor it but you can't help yourself and devour the entire thing in less than a minute. Once you are done you belch and stand there satisfied, while your new friend Mike has a large grin on his face.

"Got anything to drink?" you ask.

"Nope sorry, I don't really give out my things to the condemned."

"What...?" you ask.

He throws his head back and laughs. "I'm so sorry, that burger I just gave you was full of potassium chloride. You should be dead within the next minute or so."

You can hardly believe what you're hearing and start to feel dizzy. "But...why?"

"Nothing personal. Just had to get rid of an unwanted visitor."

"B-b-but I found a note...saying, this place was my d-destiny," you stammer.

Mike purses his lips. "Really?" he asks. "Who told you that?"

But you can't answer him. You've already hit the sand, for what will be your last moment on Earth.

Hey, at least you still have that cheeseburger aftertaste in your mouth.
End Of Story