Bet You Can't Kill Yourself

You find a rather large twig and begin to prod the transient. He must be in a drunken stupor yo think. You begin to be ridiculous with the stick, playing drums on his head. The bum falls over to the ground still unconcious as the police walk up. Apparently he had died from blunt force trauma to the head, so they take you and your stick to jail.
End Of Story