Hollywood or Bust

You dial 911, and explain to the dispatcher that a suspicious limousine is following you down the road.

Within minutes, the police cruiser you passed miles ago is pulling the limo over. Another cruiser comes and pulls your car over. You comply, but just as you get stopped, the doors to the trailer swing wide open. Hundreds of bags of cocaine tumble down toward the police car.

MORON! You don't call the police for help when you're hauling a truck full of COCAINE!

You are sentenced to spend the next 40 years in prison. When you beg the judge for leniency so you can pursue a film career, he only laughs.
End Of Story