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"Great...we can really use someone like you to help us win the war. By the way...sorry about this...

Suddenly, you become faint, and black out. You wake up in a hospital room. Willie Nelson comes into the room, dressed in a sharp blue suit. He comes up to you and personally shakes your hand. "Thanks to you, we're about to win the war..."

Britt comes into the room. "It's really ingenious...all we have to do is head them off at three places...and make sure we shut down Osama bin Laden and Roberto Benigni first."

"Roberto Benigni?!" you ask.

"Yeah...he's the President of the Fascist Republic of Italy and Northern Africa"

"Holy crap" you say, "In my home dimension, he's a filmmaker. And a goofy one at that."

"We needed to wake you up at this time to see if you can shed any light on how to beat them..." she replies.

If only you knew...

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