Bet You Can't Kill Yourself
You hop down into the gorilla enclosure and walk up to the biggest gorilla you can find. You square up and wind your fist back. The large mammal quickly grabs you with it's powerful arms. It holds you in a cradled position which you can not break out of no matter how hard you struggle. The gorilla herd accepts you as one of thier own. You live out the rest of your life as a primate, but hey free bananas