If I Was A Super-Hero

You go home that day, in a complete state of shock. You are met by your dog Bouncer at the door. He's a big golden retreiver. You pet him, then go up to your room. Being a high-school student, you have a lot of homework to do. after finishing that [you wish you could gain control of your teachers and make them kill themselves], you go out and toss a ball to Bouncer, playing fetch. Then the neighbor's cat wanders into your yard. Bouncer bares his teeth and charges, barking wildly. The problem is, the cat's owners are not philanthropic. They will sue if anything happens to their "precious pussy-kins". "No!", you shout and concentrate on Bouncer. The tingle in your gut comes again, and you find your consciousness in a Golden Retreiver. You feel Bouncer's rage at this apparently wimpy and inferior feline, who is now running, who is invading Bouncer's territory. You stop his four legs, and Bouncer skids a foot and you take him back to the ball, pick it up, and take it back to yourself. You concentrate on you, human form, the tingle comes and goes, and you are back in your body.