Bet You Can't Kill Yourself

You take your chart and switch it with the unconcious man's next to you. You figure whatever is gonna save him will probably kill you. You lie there fully awake as the doctors wheel you out. They get you to large auditorium style operating room. The head surgeon begins to explain the steps of a sex change operation to the other doctors. Before you get a chance to protest you are fully sedated. When you wake up your penis has been turned inside out and you have a strange compulsion to watch "Sex in the City".