Bet You Can't Kill Yourself

You creep into the back of the hearses and search for a body. You find one that is about to go to a funeral. You open the back door and remove the corpse. You hear people approaching so you quickly jump in the coffin. It is a very short drive to the cemetary . You feel the coffin being lifted from the car and carried to the grave. You can tell someone is talking but you can't make out what thier saying through the box. Your thinking it's probably the preacher as the lid opens.The leader of the biker gang sees you and becomes quite upset. You try to explain, but bikers aren't known for thier sensibility. They shove you back in the coffin and roll you down a hill and off a cliff. Few broken bones but hey atleast your alive.