Bet You Can't Kill Yourself

You look for the largest tombstone in the graveyard and find it tucked in the back. It's a large statuette depicting an angelic figure. You tie a rope to the bust and lay on the ground before it. You pull it off but it lands inches to the side. You curse your bad luck as the ghost rises from it's grave. The restless spirit haunts you for the rest of eternity for disturbing it's peace.