Bet You Can't Kill Yourself

You pick the closest power line and leap out at it. You land on the wire but nothing happens except you dangle hundreds of feet above the ground. You remember that the lines need to cross in order to channel energy. You start swaying back and forth to get to the other line, but the line snaps. You are swinging at an irate speed. You begin to get nauseous and your grip slips. You land in the bushes while the power line ends up in the pond killing thousands of ducks. These were no ordinary ducks these were the red-headed mallard and killing one holds a minimum sentence of two years. Have fun doing life imprisonment over ducks.