Bet You Can't Kill Yourself

You tie the noose around your neck and climb the ladder while the lifegaurd is flirting with a girl. You tie it around the board swiftly. The person behind you tells you to hurry up as the lifegaurd notices you. He blows his whistle as you leap. You begin to choke but the person jumping off the diving board gives you a second of air. The lifegaurd seeing this orders everyone off the high dive until the fire department shows up. They arrive and you are severly injured. They make sure you get all the medical and psychiatric attention you need.