Bet You Can't Kill Yourself

You stick your head in the popcorn machine and realize that it's not really that hot in here I don't think this will work, as a gust of salt blows into your eyes. Your eyes burn and you moan in pain. You're blinded and you grope around in your darkness looking for the door to the restroom. Eventually you find a door and by this time your moans are even louder startling the patrons of "Brain Eater 7" and catching you a sizeable whooping. Teach you to scare poor zombie fans.