Bet You Can't Kill Yourself

The next time a car drives by you throw yourself right in the way. You violently bounce off the front bumper. To your dismay you are still alive and even more to your dismay the two police officers look none to happy about you tossing yourself in front of thier cruiser. You try to run but you broke your leg when you got hit. The cops can tell you are having some emotional problems. They decide to take some mercy on you. Instead of arresting you they just hit you with the pepper-mace and beat you for a little while. Just another day in law enforcement.