Bet You Can't Kill Yourself

You attempt to kill yourself with the forklift but realize you have no idea how to operate the vehicle. You leave the mall and enroll youself in a tech course to learn how to use the machine. It's a two year long course and after the first year you make some good friends in the class and you even ask one of them out on a date. While you and them begin dating regularly you pass the class and get an internship driving a forklift at a major company which you are very good at. You just wish you knew why you took that forklift class to begin with