Bet You Can't Kill Yourself
You get on the escalator sit down and prepare to feed your tie through. The plan begins to work until pressure is applied. The escalator immediatley shuts off and bright red lights shine all over the mall. An alarm rings loudly before a voice comes on the loudspeaker. Soon firfighters, paramedics, and a very large crowd appears. You are saved and tomorrow's headline reads "Stooge on Stairs"