Bet You Can't Kill Yourself
The kid says well alright. The first shot blows your pinky toe off and sends the park goers scattering. The second shot clips you right in the shoulder. The third right in the hip. You beg the kid to stop mshooting but he says "I think I got it now". The fourth is right in the butt-cheek. The fifth is through the hand. You try to crawl off but the youth follows. The last shot hits you right in the spine. The police show up in time to save your life. The kid gets a medal for stopping the "Park Shooter".