The Galactic Adventures of Pierce Darkblade
The Defense Ministers insistance on meeting all the "important" Freevians has rubbed you the wrong way. Something inside you snaps, a dark urge must be satisfied.
You rush the Defense minister bellowing an epic barbarian howl. You tackle him into the snow outside your ship.
"What, what are you doing?!" He asks in vein, you will not answer his sensless questions. Your killing him, thats what your doing obviously. You start beating him over and over again in the face with your clenched fists.Your tech officers stand on the docking ramp horrified by your actions.
"Heeellpp!HEEEEEElllllpppppgurrgle...lurg..." Dark green blood begins to spew from his lipless mouth as he tries to push you off. It's uselss, your clearly stronger than him. You smirk demonically as you push his hands away and continue to rain blows down upon his face.
Suddenly the big hovering shovel bots lights begin to flash red and emit a strange siren. You look up to see the shovel-bot has produced a large blade at the end of the shovel.
You stand up from the Freevians now lifeless body to face your robotic agressors. You pull out your laser pistol and with a rapid shot laser blast, blow the shovel bot to pieces.
However you are not quick enough to defend yourself against the second shovel bot. As you blast the first robot into charred scrap, a swift stroke decapiates you. You live long enough to see your headless body, pistol still drawn and smoking, fall backward into the snow.
Your last thought is of eating spaghetti and meatballs.
You rush the Defense minister bellowing an epic barbarian howl. You tackle him into the snow outside your ship.
"What, what are you doing?!" He asks in vein, you will not answer his sensless questions. Your killing him, thats what your doing obviously. You start beating him over and over again in the face with your clenched fists.Your tech officers stand on the docking ramp horrified by your actions.
"Heeellpp!HEEEEEElllllpppppgurrgle...lurg..." Dark green blood begins to spew from his lipless mouth as he tries to push you off. It's uselss, your clearly stronger than him. You smirk demonically as you push his hands away and continue to rain blows down upon his face.
Suddenly the big hovering shovel bots lights begin to flash red and emit a strange siren. You look up to see the shovel-bot has produced a large blade at the end of the shovel.
You stand up from the Freevians now lifeless body to face your robotic agressors. You pull out your laser pistol and with a rapid shot laser blast, blow the shovel bot to pieces.
However you are not quick enough to defend yourself against the second shovel bot. As you blast the first robot into charred scrap, a swift stroke decapiates you. You live long enough to see your headless body, pistol still drawn and smoking, fall backward into the snow.
Your last thought is of eating spaghetti and meatballs.
