''Sorry, screaming bacon, but I like my food to SHUT THE HELL UP, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!'' You mercilessly turn up the heat to HIGH. After half a minute the room is filled with silence...and delicious bacon smell. Time to eat!
EAT THAT BACON
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