The Super Awesome Legion of Mythical Adventurers
Today is yet another day in your super awesome life. Nice. The only thing that could possibly be improved would be your lack of an awesome career. So today, instead of doing something cool like eating a pizza bagel while hang gliding, you check out the wanted ads in the paper.
Dentists. Meh.
Freelance journalists. A desk job? Ha...no.
After browsing several pages of average boring jobs, you come across one interesting ad. WANTED: MYSTICAL SUPERHEROES. AWESOMENESS REQUIRED. CONTACT DR. AKWARD.
This is TOTALLY the job for you! As you start to reach for the phone, you realize a flaw in your plan. You may be awesome, but you're not mystical. Unless you count that one time you wore a mask to a masquerade ball. Hm, what to do...what to do...
Wait, awesome people are decisive. Choose quick!
Dentists. Meh.
Freelance journalists. A desk job? Ha...no.
After browsing several pages of average boring jobs, you come across one interesting ad. WANTED: MYSTICAL SUPERHEROES. AWESOMENESS REQUIRED. CONTACT DR. AKWARD.
This is TOTALLY the job for you! As you start to reach for the phone, you realize a flaw in your plan. You may be awesome, but you're not mystical. Unless you count that one time you wore a mask to a masquerade ball. Hm, what to do...what to do...
Wait, awesome people are decisive. Choose quick!