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The Super Awesome Legion of Mythical Adventurers
Written by
ShadowLycan
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R: Restricted - Adult
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You tear open one of the condoms like an animal and chew on it for several minutes. Strangely, it tastes like chicken or chickens taste like condoms. Either way, you're strangely amused.
You have 4 choices:
Have a REAL breakfast
Read the rest of the newspaper
Call that Dr. Awkward guy
Have an awesome conversation with yourself
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