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Bet You Can't Kill Yourself

You grab your mach 3 razor and start to slash your wrist, but you are not the brightest crayon in the box and you start cutting the top of the wrist. After fifteen minutes of gouging the crap out of your arm your girlfriend walks in on the horrendous scene and has you committed. You then spend everyday being ridiculed by the staff and crazies.
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