Bet You Can't Kill Yourself

You take your time filling the tub with warm water. Might as well be comfortable in your final hour. You plug in the radio and play your favorite I hate everything emo song. You then charge for the bathtub, but the cord does not reach and you're slammed on the bathroom floor. You land right on your head. You then get amnesia and forget all about suicide and live a wonderful life.
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