Wild Night

"No, but I am, you just don't seem wild enough for me," you say, immediately realising that you weren't supposed to say this out loud. "Not wild enough for you, eh?" she bitches, "C'mon dude, what's wrong with you! My name is Hse for God's sake - what's not wild enough about that?" She looks at you coldly.
"I'm s-s-sorry," you stutter, "I th-thought the blonde girl in the group is always the wild one and the one to try to sleep with. Now I know the error of my ways and I will never make such assumptions again. Ma'am." You grin sheepishly. You go home and have a nap on your tiger print duvet. It's pretty wild, you know.