THE MOST JELLYFISHY RANDOMISH STORY EVER

You sneak into the mayer's house in your clown suit. It's in the middle of the night, but the mayer is up and about because apparently someone had told him about a maniac in a clown suit that had been terrorizing the entire town.
You jump out from behind a doorway and yell "BOO!"
The mayer is so startled that he automatically smacks you across the ear. For a moment, you lose your hearing in that ear...