The Adventure of Adventurely Adventuring!

As you attempt to hide the body, the old man awakens. "I'm not dead, ya moron." he exclaims, then goes to kill the author for his rude joke at the expense of old people.

You look around and see... Hey... Hey, can't you see I'm writing a story! I- Hey, what are you doing! Hey! Put that down! No! Don't! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Alright, now that that's taken care of, you fellers should go find a new story. This author won't be writing anything for a looooong time. Heheheh...