Inside the Garden

You poke your head into the room and are confronted by the sight of a skinny, dark-haired vampire speaking into a cell-phone. He has long sideburns and moody looking eyes. His voice is a deep-south American drawl.

"Suhkey," he moans into the handset, "Suhkey, you gotta take me back!" Abruptly he bursts into tears.

You shake your head and back out of the room, closing the door behind you.