Alien Abduction!!1!
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Oh no you di-in't!
FOOLISH MORTAL! I AM THE AUTHOR! HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME???
You open the door and peer inside. You both gasp as a million flying ninja-zombie monkeys pour out of the room. They latch onto your face and nether-regions and attack with crazy monkey awesomeness. You cry out for help, but Rayner has been turned into turtle. Which pees on you. You are about to go out of your mind when you spontaneously combust.
Yeah, that's right. Now listen to me next time, and I'll forgive you. ^^ Sowwy!
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Oh no you di-in't!
FOOLISH MORTAL! I AM THE AUTHOR! HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME???
You open the door and peer inside. You both gasp as a million flying ninja-zombie monkeys pour out of the room. They latch onto your face and nether-regions and attack with crazy monkey awesomeness. You cry out for help, but Rayner has been turned into turtle. Which pees on you. You are about to go out of your mind when you spontaneously combust.
Yeah, that's right. Now listen to me next time, and I'll forgive you. ^^ Sowwy!