Fan Fic: Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?

After the long flight, you arrive in Russia, home to the Hermitage Museum, one of the oldest museums in the world. It was founded in 1764 by Empress Catherine the Great and today houses one of the largest collections in the world.

You wander its historic halls, soaking in all the one-of-a-kind exhibits. There is the famous Egyptian Collection, the wooden chariot from the 3rd century B.C., the Madonna with Beardless St. Joseph by Raphael, and the statue of Prince Yevgeni at the dining table with a mysterious Chinese dignitary....

Then you remember your mission. You walk around, asking everyone you see about Carmen Sandiego and ACME CrimeNet.

"Sorry, the person you're looking for isn't here. I haven't seen anyone matching that description here all day," the chief of security says.

"Nope, haven't seen anyone carrying that around here," says the hockey player.

"You're looking in the wrong place, honey. How about a drink?" replies the bartender.

Carmen Sandiego is not here. You try another possible location.