the ten most fucked up ways to die

you run outside your house and as soon as you know it a car is speeding at you!
you get hit but come out unscathed but then as the car slowly drives away the exhaust pipe slowly gets stuck furth and further up your asshole until you realise that you are indeed gay. as the exhaust fumes fill up inside your body you start becoming more and more flammable.
a little kid comes up with a candle and drops it on you.
your last words were 'SHIT!!!'

You have 1 choice:

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