Your Weird Life

"Meh, clothing is overrated these days, Mom," you say. "Why don't I just go in the nude? Everyone's doing it."

Your mom is so shocked by what you said that it takes her a while to say something. "Erm...where did you learn about nudism?" she finally asks you. Before you can say something, she says, "Never mind. This family doesn't have nudists, so you have to put your clothes on now. I'm sure you wouldn't want to go to school instead, would you?" You decide to...