Hall of Infinite Doors

You challenge Godzilla to a dance off and he accepts. You go first and quickly realize you do not know how to dance. You awkwardly thrash your body a bit and gyrate your pelvis for good measure. Overall it is an abysmal performance.

Godzilla then takes his turn and starts break dancing. His moves are incredible, but due to his massive size he wipes out an entire city in the process. He has won the dance off but all the human armies have congregated on your position to retaliate for the destruction of the city. Hoards of tanks, soldiers, helicopters and jets begin firing upon Godzilla.

What shall you do?
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