Joining the Guild of Montgomery Moncreiff.
Sunday's brunch with the Moncreiffs left Prince Rupert's parlour untidy. How might you coordinate the servants to restore the room to its normal presentable state before Mr. Belvedere, who has developed a penchant for reading the post in the same parlour every morning at 11:30 AM, arrives at the chateau?
You have 4 choices:
- Firearms.
- Kill all original servants and hire poor Ethiopian men to get the job done instead. They work ten times harder for twenty times less pay. It's Western genius, I tell you.
- Don your crackwhore attire - usually saved for those crazy Friday nights out - and promise rewards of carnal gratification to each servant in return for getting the job finished quickly.
- Your superlative lexical choice has rendered me impotent. Let me choose another scenario. One with less over-indulgent drivel, if at all possible.