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Merry Christmas, Prepare To Die
Written by
MattCruea
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R: Restricted - Adult
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Mom and dad are soooo dumb. Why would you even come to them for help? You know best. Time to do this yourself.
But how to do it?
You have 3 choices:
Use science!
Search outside for clues.
Hire a private detective.
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