Exploitation Theater
You decide to be a trooper and stick it out! You're going to teach your bladder and kidneys a lesson that you're the master of your body!
Well it works for a minute, but then you find you can't even concentrate on what's going on the screen because you're too busy trying to concentrate on NOT pissing. In the meantime your girlfriend is getting annoyed.
"For goodness sake just go take a piss already! Either that or stop fidgeting!" at this point she gives you a jab to your side which was all it took to cause you to temporarily lose control and unleash a torrent of piss the likes of which your pants have probably never seen.
"EWWWW!" your girlfriend replies trying not to get pissed on.
"Oh what the fuck?!" some movie goer sitting three seats ahead of you shouts when he realizes piss is running down under his shoes.
"Oooo! Oooo! Could you do that again on my face? I'll pay you fifty dollars!" some pervert yells.
Well there's nothing much you can do now except go home, because your girlfriend absolutely refuses to continue sitting with you while you got piss soaked pants on.
She also refuses to have sex with you when you get home.
Even taking a bath doesn't help.
Well it works for a minute, but then you find you can't even concentrate on what's going on the screen because you're too busy trying to concentrate on NOT pissing. In the meantime your girlfriend is getting annoyed.
"For goodness sake just go take a piss already! Either that or stop fidgeting!" at this point she gives you a jab to your side which was all it took to cause you to temporarily lose control and unleash a torrent of piss the likes of which your pants have probably never seen.
"EWWWW!" your girlfriend replies trying not to get pissed on.
"Oh what the fuck?!" some movie goer sitting three seats ahead of you shouts when he realizes piss is running down under his shoes.
"Oooo! Oooo! Could you do that again on my face? I'll pay you fifty dollars!" some pervert yells.
Well there's nothing much you can do now except go home, because your girlfriend absolutely refuses to continue sitting with you while you got piss soaked pants on.
She also refuses to have sex with you when you get home.
Even taking a bath doesn't help.
