Exploitation Theater
It sucks, but you can't take any chances. You race to the bathroom as quick as you can. In a rare moment you don't even suffer from "shy bladder" syndrome and actually use one of the urinals, of course you sort of had too anyway since some guy is getting a blow job from a hooker in the only working stall.
After the "crisis" is over you splash some water on your hands in a half-assed attempt to be "clean" and try to run out the door but not before being stopped by a tranny hooker.
"Hey sexy, you a little curious?"
"Outta my way ya faggot whore I got a movie to finish!" you shout, push him down and run back to the theater.
When you get back, you're just in time to see another battle scene. Looks like the final one.
"What did I miss?" you ask
"Nothing much, he summoned the ghost of his dead mother to speak to her and then he had a three-way with her and Katrina. It was kind of weird."
"Damn it! I forgot about that scene! Oh well." You say and settle in for the last battle.
You look out across the desolate battlefield. The forces of good have been utterly crushed and they know it. They try to run, but don't they know that death will eventually find them? YOU will eventually find them?
Then you see two figures that aren't running. They're knee deep in dead and determined to reach you. You know who they are, and you knew it would eventually come to this.
Let this be your last family reunion.
"Hello sister and dad. Still the lovely couple as always eh?"
"Brother, I wish it didn't have to come to this why? Why did you do this?"
"Because I could, that's why. Do I need any more complex reason than that?"
"Why are you wasting your time with him Princess? Let's just chop his head off and be done with it!"
"Ah yes. Dear old dad is always there to try to kick me in the face except you'll find that a lot more difficult this time around."
"Feh! I'm hardly intimidated by the likes your scrawny ass. Tell me something son, did you really do all this because deep down you really missed your mommy? You hoped maybe to bring her back to life so you could get at least some moaning from her this time when you fucked her? Hah! Well I guess it wouldn't matter if she was dead anyway since she always was lousy in the sack and frigid!"
At one time this probably would angered you greatly, but you realize that these are words said by a scared little man who knows deep down he's facing his own mortality.
"You know father...I said my proper goodbyes to mom recently. I also know it was your cruelty that eventually drove her to suicide. But none of that matters now. Because your death is at hand. However, I know that simple death is not a suitable punishment for you. What the old saying? A parent's worst dread is outliving his off spring?"
Suddenly your father's eyes widen and he looks over at your sister and you do likewise.
"I'm sorry sis." You reply and unleash a blast of negative energy so great that it instantly drains the life force from her
"NOOOOOOOOO!" your father cries out and grabs a hold of her limp lifeless body. You do believe that's the only time you've seen any sort of emotion from the man that didn't involve lust or sadism.
Your father draws his sword, yelling bloody murder at the top of his lungs, but it's all for naught. His skills as a warrior are nothing compared to your powers. With a mere lift of your finger, you cause the skin from his body to peel off. He drops his weapon, falls to his knees and clutches at his face which is now exposed meat and muscle.
"And now dad, I'll spare you the various abuses that you put the whole family through." You say and with a final thought your dad's body completely rips apart leaving nothing but gory chunks of flesh to mingle with the body of his dead daughter.
At this point Katrina arrives with reinforcements even though they aren't needed.
"Is it over? Have we won already?"
"Yes, my love. We won."
And with those words you look into Katrina's eyes and kiss her under the moonlight knowing that the world is yours.
THE END
"Well that was really surprising. I liked it a lot better than I thought I would." your girlfriend says.
"Yeah I told you it would be cool." You reply happily that she liked it. Makes it all worthwhile that you missed most of the movie.
"We need to get that one on DVD."
"It's getting released soon, special edition too. Should have lots of extras!"
"Oh that should be nice. Still, I really think I've seen a movie extremely similar to it though. Maybe it was a short story I read or something."
"Short story? Hell, I like the movie and all, but along with the bad acting there was some pretty bad writing in it at times. I certainly hope nobody actually tried to write a story like that! No, something like that works better in movie format where you can better appreciate all of its visual cheesy glory." You laugh.
You and your girlfriend proceed to talk about the movie on the way home. When you get home you both have a little snack before going to bed for the night.
And yeah, yeah, the two of you both totally do it, because after all who doesn't get off on violence, necrophilia, and incest?
After the "crisis" is over you splash some water on your hands in a half-assed attempt to be "clean" and try to run out the door but not before being stopped by a tranny hooker.
"Hey sexy, you a little curious?"
"Outta my way ya faggot whore I got a movie to finish!" you shout, push him down and run back to the theater.
When you get back, you're just in time to see another battle scene. Looks like the final one.
"What did I miss?" you ask
"Nothing much, he summoned the ghost of his dead mother to speak to her and then he had a three-way with her and Katrina. It was kind of weird."
"Damn it! I forgot about that scene! Oh well." You say and settle in for the last battle.
You look out across the desolate battlefield. The forces of good have been utterly crushed and they know it. They try to run, but don't they know that death will eventually find them? YOU will eventually find them?
Then you see two figures that aren't running. They're knee deep in dead and determined to reach you. You know who they are, and you knew it would eventually come to this.
Let this be your last family reunion.
"Hello sister and dad. Still the lovely couple as always eh?"
"Brother, I wish it didn't have to come to this why? Why did you do this?"
"Because I could, that's why. Do I need any more complex reason than that?"
"Why are you wasting your time with him Princess? Let's just chop his head off and be done with it!"
"Ah yes. Dear old dad is always there to try to kick me in the face except you'll find that a lot more difficult this time around."
"Feh! I'm hardly intimidated by the likes your scrawny ass. Tell me something son, did you really do all this because deep down you really missed your mommy? You hoped maybe to bring her back to life so you could get at least some moaning from her this time when you fucked her? Hah! Well I guess it wouldn't matter if she was dead anyway since she always was lousy in the sack and frigid!"
At one time this probably would angered you greatly, but you realize that these are words said by a scared little man who knows deep down he's facing his own mortality.
"You know father...I said my proper goodbyes to mom recently. I also know it was your cruelty that eventually drove her to suicide. But none of that matters now. Because your death is at hand. However, I know that simple death is not a suitable punishment for you. What the old saying? A parent's worst dread is outliving his off spring?"
Suddenly your father's eyes widen and he looks over at your sister and you do likewise.
"I'm sorry sis." You reply and unleash a blast of negative energy so great that it instantly drains the life force from her
"NOOOOOOOOO!" your father cries out and grabs a hold of her limp lifeless body. You do believe that's the only time you've seen any sort of emotion from the man that didn't involve lust or sadism.
Your father draws his sword, yelling bloody murder at the top of his lungs, but it's all for naught. His skills as a warrior are nothing compared to your powers. With a mere lift of your finger, you cause the skin from his body to peel off. He drops his weapon, falls to his knees and clutches at his face which is now exposed meat and muscle.
"And now dad, I'll spare you the various abuses that you put the whole family through." You say and with a final thought your dad's body completely rips apart leaving nothing but gory chunks of flesh to mingle with the body of his dead daughter.
At this point Katrina arrives with reinforcements even though they aren't needed.
"Is it over? Have we won already?"
"Yes, my love. We won."
And with those words you look into Katrina's eyes and kiss her under the moonlight knowing that the world is yours.
THE END
"Well that was really surprising. I liked it a lot better than I thought I would." your girlfriend says.
"Yeah I told you it would be cool." You reply happily that she liked it. Makes it all worthwhile that you missed most of the movie.
"We need to get that one on DVD."
"It's getting released soon, special edition too. Should have lots of extras!"
"Oh that should be nice. Still, I really think I've seen a movie extremely similar to it though. Maybe it was a short story I read or something."
"Short story? Hell, I like the movie and all, but along with the bad acting there was some pretty bad writing in it at times. I certainly hope nobody actually tried to write a story like that! No, something like that works better in movie format where you can better appreciate all of its visual cheesy glory." You laugh.
You and your girlfriend proceed to talk about the movie on the way home. When you get home you both have a little snack before going to bed for the night.
And yeah, yeah, the two of you both totally do it, because after all who doesn't get off on violence, necrophilia, and incest?
