Exploitation Theater
You lunge at the teen who wasn't quite expecting your aggressiveness. He just barely manages to leap back causing you to fall face first onto the floor.
"Whoa dude! Calm down it's just a movie!" he says and runs off.
The Goth on the other hand takes advantage of the situation, but instead of trying to kick you in head like a normal person, he jumps on your back and starts biting you in the shoulder.
"Argh! Get off me you biting fuck!" you shout and ram the back of your head into him, which at least gets him off of you. When you stand up, his girlfriend hisses at you and scratches at your eyes. You back away only to slip again, fortunately it's onto her boyfriend which breaks your fall, unfortunately he bites your arm this time. You give him a quick punch to his nose with your free arm causing it to explode into a gout of blood. He might've screamed out if his mouth wasn't filled with your forearm right now.
At this point you're sick of this shit and you pull Goth girl's dress so hard that it rips off and you use the loose fabric to trip the bitch around her ankles causing her to fall onto the floor as well. While they're still rolling on the floor in pain, you use the pair of them as well as the seats around you to stand up. Of course now you're covered in blood, saliva and a slimy substance that you're probably better off not knowing what it is exactly.
In the meantime your own girlfriend is standing in the aisle with her hands on her hips giving a disapproving look.
"Look at you! You happy? We're going home right now!"
You don't argue with her, she's libel to take the car and leave you here at this point, and as much as you want to see the movie you're also in desperate need of a bath before whatever the hell you're covered in dries. You're just hoping it washes off.
Your girlfriend also figures your rolling around on the floor with a Goth couple was more than enough action for you tonight as well, so you don't get any pussy either.
Real life sucks like that.
"Whoa dude! Calm down it's just a movie!" he says and runs off.
The Goth on the other hand takes advantage of the situation, but instead of trying to kick you in head like a normal person, he jumps on your back and starts biting you in the shoulder.
"Argh! Get off me you biting fuck!" you shout and ram the back of your head into him, which at least gets him off of you. When you stand up, his girlfriend hisses at you and scratches at your eyes. You back away only to slip again, fortunately it's onto her boyfriend which breaks your fall, unfortunately he bites your arm this time. You give him a quick punch to his nose with your free arm causing it to explode into a gout of blood. He might've screamed out if his mouth wasn't filled with your forearm right now.
At this point you're sick of this shit and you pull Goth girl's dress so hard that it rips off and you use the loose fabric to trip the bitch around her ankles causing her to fall onto the floor as well. While they're still rolling on the floor in pain, you use the pair of them as well as the seats around you to stand up. Of course now you're covered in blood, saliva and a slimy substance that you're probably better off not knowing what it is exactly.
In the meantime your own girlfriend is standing in the aisle with her hands on her hips giving a disapproving look.
"Look at you! You happy? We're going home right now!"
You don't argue with her, she's libel to take the car and leave you here at this point, and as much as you want to see the movie you're also in desperate need of a bath before whatever the hell you're covered in dries. You're just hoping it washes off.
Your girlfriend also figures your rolling around on the floor with a Goth couple was more than enough action for you tonight as well, so you don't get any pussy either.
Real life sucks like that.
