The Fantastic Fun-Filled Story of Yourself

You walk east, not taking any notice to the bottomless pit you fall into.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" You scream as you flail your arms and feet in a gesture of surprise.

You lose the basic sword and credit card to the bottomless pit. Since they're lighter than you, they fall faster, and soon out of sight. Meanwhile, you yourself are falling, and falling, and falling...
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