Hall of Infinite Doors

"Stupid Star," you mutter swimming away,"I like the south! They have BBQ and they were really cool hats and they say YA'LL!" You then proceed to stick your tongue out and flash the North Star. "HOW DARE YOU!? I PROTECT YOU FROM BEING DEAD AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE...LIKE A DONKEY'S BOTTOM" A sudden realization comes over you and you remember you forgot to flip off the star. You turn around and show him your finger. "THAT'S IT! I SHALL KILL YOU!"