Hall of Infinite Doors

You start climbing up the bone ladder. As you wonder where you are going to end up, you feel a cold shiver run down your spine. A few minutes later, you can't believe your eyes...

You're standing at the gates of Hell!!!!!

A gruesome little demon runs up to you and laughs. "Stupid human, all the doors in the infinite hallway and you choose to climb up the ladder made of bones. Well great job, you're going to live here with us now. For eternity."

He lets these words sink in. But then he takes out a clipboard and a pen and says "Okay, but before you can meet with Satan, I need to ask a few questions. First, what is your name."

You tell him. He spits and says "Augh, what an ugly name. Second, what is your favorite color?"