The Island of Destiny

"Look," you begin to say. "I'm really sorry that I had to do that. I'm just looking for a way home. I don't belong on this island."

The man on the right speaks up. "Dinner?" he asks you.

"What'd you say?" you ask him back, unsure of what you just heard.

The man on the left now speaks. "Hungry?"

"Ahh..no thanks," you say, starting to back away. "I just ate a while ago."

The two men draw closer to you and finally, lunge at you. You try to fend them off with your spear but it is a useless attempt. They are too strong and quick, and most of all, too hungry.

They start by gnawing off your legs, then progress to your torso. By the time they begin to disembowel you, you have already realized that this is definitely the end of you. Oh well, at least you hope you're delicious.
End Of Story