Hall of Infinite Doors

You touch the door knob and you hear a huge explosion and machine gun fire. You are backed against a shallow brick wall and are clutching a colt 45 the size of your face.

You have become Adamantium Jones, super foxy crime fighter extraordinaire. You eat pain for breakfast and have a different woman every night. No man can stop you. Not even Franz Nefarious, your arch-enemy and official evil guy of the century.

You get a good look of your surroundings, it seems that Franz Nefarious's team of assassins are using a box of kittens held over a woodchipper to lure you out so they can kill you. You have a job to do. Save the kittens and give the criminals some lead to floss their teeth with.

Lets get to business. You've got some planning fo' your next ass kicking move.
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