The Ultimate Pokemon
You are so badly in shape that while making the run you break your legs.
When you scream in pain a pack of persians and houndooms gather around and fighteachother in a fight to eat you. In the end you try to crawl on your hands.
You and charmander manage to get away from the packs.
After you go about half a mile charmander gets hungry and eats you.
Wish you didn't get the charmander now did you?
Oh wait, you can't because your brain is in charmander's stomach.
Oh well.
You learn your mistake when you are in hell and severely tortured and raped by the devil.
And the moral is:
Wait....3 morals which are:
Curiosity killed the cat.
Don't judge a book by the cover.
He who laughs first does not always laugh last.
The last moral was put in because you were unhealthy and unfit to make the run and your rival was always working out and you laughed at him.
Now he is laughing at you while you are in hell.
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THE END!!!
When you scream in pain a pack of persians and houndooms gather around and fighteachother in a fight to eat you. In the end you try to crawl on your hands.
You and charmander manage to get away from the packs.
After you go about half a mile charmander gets hungry and eats you.
Wish you didn't get the charmander now did you?
Oh wait, you can't because your brain is in charmander's stomach.
Oh well.
You learn your mistake when you are in hell and severely tortured and raped by the devil.
And the moral is:
Wait....3 morals which are:
Curiosity killed the cat.
Don't judge a book by the cover.
He who laughs first does not always laugh last.
The last moral was put in because you were unhealthy and unfit to make the run and your rival was always working out and you laughed at him.
Now he is laughing at you while you are in hell.
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THE END!!!
